i can’t stop laughing fuck

chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

serend1p1tyx:

I bought him a new squirrel toy today.

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

1500hp:

how do i casually let someone know i want to constantly be talking to them and be around them all the time

itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

iceepr1ncess:

do u ever see people bein rude and ur just like thats not swaggie at all 

spenceralthouse:

Always reblog.

momlonde:

tragically beautiful

familyfriendlyurl:

how big is the Lords penis? its infinitely bigger than urs but if u compare dicks He will not make a big deal of it. Hell be really cool about how tiny ur dick is compared to His

badgoku14:

mairezu:

Dafuq? Did a, like, total outside make this? OF COURSE it’s gonna be shaped this way, it’s like a standard! All the consoles’ today are like this!!! The Swiss-what?? It’s not any different from before! Black is kind of PlayStation’s colors…. Would you like the new standard to be bright, neon colors? And even if so, they’re have variations and bangoswtf?
That doesn’t look like a screen :o If it were, why would there be a PS symbol right in the middle, obstructing any view..?

Whew, look at my rant =w= No, I’m not actually angry or worked up, this just happens, me having to correct wrongs…

Thanks